Tuesday, September 16, 2008

It's Only a Flesh Wound, Officer


Me: Look, honey; here’s an Internet quiz on what kind of dog you are!

He: Mmf.

Me: Let’s see now….oh, you can’t believe these things, they’re too ridiculous. This says I’m 42% Saint Bernard--

He: Mmf.

Me: And 42% German Shepherd—

He: Mmf.

Me: And 16% Jack Russell Terrier. That’s silly! Why do you suppose they think I’m any percent Jack Russell Terrier?

He: (softly, but not softly enough) Yap, yap, yap…..
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4 comments:

  1. AmySeptember 16, 2008 at 5:12 PM

    ha ha ha ha ha that's classic! Have you got the link to that quiz?

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  2. ShaySeptember 16, 2008 at 6:05 PM

    http://quiz.ivillage.co.uk/uk_astrology/tests/dogs.htm

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 17, 2008 at 6:04 AM

    That sounds like someone who needs a time out in the dog house. Snarky man!

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  4. Not ImportantSeptember 27, 2008 at 6:45 AM

    Tee hee.

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