Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Conversations He'll Wish Had Not Happened

Me (looking at bill from insurance company): The real problem is, I'm a woman.

He (far too quickly): Yup.

6 comments:

  1. If you look closely at his forehead, you'll see a very faint readout that says REPLACE FILTER. This refers to the filter that should be between his brain and his mouth. For certain models, you may need to purchase an after-market part. Consult your manual.

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  2. LOL @ all of it! Thanks for the chuckle.

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  3. he he he.... this visit makes me laugh and smile

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  4. The manual! I knew there was something missing when I picked him up at the yard sale! He's been making strange, disturbing sounds too. I'll check the internet. Someone must have put the manual on line...

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  5. I think the "DANGER - KEEP MOUTH SHUT" wire got plugged into the "YES, DEAR" socket, and vice-versa.

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