He (on hands and knees, scrubbing bathroom floor): HEY! That was real nice!
Me: What happened?
(The Drama Queen is perched on the side of the bathtub, looking maliciously innocent).
He: She just walked across where I cleaned the sink and left dirty footprints all over it!
Me: Welcome to my world.
Hahahahaaaa! And welcome to MY world, as well! >^..^<
ReplyDeleteEvery time I wipe up the bathroom counter in advance of the Colonel's visit, Four-Legged Furry People Who Have Been Outside Playing in Georgia Red Clay decide it's time to come back indoors...and get a drink from the bathroom tap. [sigh]
I know, I know...I spent two hours vacuuming and mopping yesterday morning and there's already pet hair all over the place and the kitchen's full of pawprints.
ReplyDeleteThink what the Spousal Unit would have said if it was tne freshly waxed car the alien prints were left on....
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha from here, too. My husband just realized that the cat has been walking all over the stove and kitchen sink when he is gone. I'd been telling him to rinse his dishes and never leave dirty pans on the stove.
ReplyDeleteThe back hall is so muddy, seeds might start sprouting. JK about the seeds - I hope. LOL