Scene: bi-monthly staff meeting. The division managers are in the conference room discussing upcoming holiday activities.
Communicable Diseases Supervisor: My division is going to wear CD-themed costumes next Friday for Halloween.
Me: Great. I’ll come as a herpes virus.
CD Supervisor: It has to be tasteful.
Admin Chief: Can I staple condoms all over my dress?
CD Supervisor: And subtle.
Oh. LOL A few years back there was quite a quite a story in our local paper about a gal who made and wore a con*dom covered dress.
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