Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Creating a Hostile Work Environment

I was having sinus problems today and succumbed to a coughing/sneezing/hacking attack that lasted a couple of minutes.

Alert Fellow Health Department Employee: (eagerly) Should I get out the epi pen?

Me: No.

AFHDE: are you sure?

Me: Positive. And no CPR, either.

AFHDE: Maybe just chest compressions?

Me: Over my dead body.

AFHDE: That works!

3 comments:

  1. Hey! THeym were just wanting to keep their skills sharp.

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  2. Yeah, if you're going to choke to death, it may as well be while surrounded by RN's.

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