Thing 2 has returned from two weeks in Europe (courtesy of his full-professor wife) with a German harbor-master’s cap. He insists on donning it whenever we leave the office.
Thing 1: That is a really dorky-looking cap.
Me: Yeah, he looks like he should be wearing a pair of poofy pants and sitting on a can of paint.
The question is, "what did Thing 2 do to get the hat?"
ReplyDeleteProbably mugged a German harbor master.
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