Friday, February 11, 2011

You Always Hurt The Ones You Love

He: So, what did the doctor say?

Me: Well, she gave me some serious narcotics, and she doesn't want me lifting, pulling, pushing, or otherwise manipulating anything that weighs more than ten pounds for at least a week.

He: How would that be different from any other week?
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5 comments:

  1. tattrldyFebruary 11, 2011 at 3:58 PM

    LOL! (did you hit him? or at least give him a dirty look?)

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  2. LadytatsFebruary 11, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    oh no, that hurts worse, I sentence him to 10 lashes with a wet noodle. (be sure to smear it in his hair really well)

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  3. ShayFebruary 11, 2011 at 6:31 PM

    As soon as I can stand up without assistance again, he's a dead man.

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  4. Karen Minturn BrownFebruary 12, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    Does he understand that we know what he has said? And we will offer suggestions on how to deal with it? A bit of caution may be in order, or we can offer additional options for an attitude adjustment.

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  5. ShayFebruary 13, 2011 at 10:19 AM

    Since he's doing the laundry and cooking dinner (and he made me tea without my even asking), I may let him live.

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