Monday, November 14, 2011

I Wonder Where She Gets It From

Xena: We’re under a tornado watch?

Me: Yep. If the sirens go off, grab your flashlight and head for the basement.

Xena: (straight-faced). Aren’t there zombies down there?

Me: Homeless zombies.

Xena: Sounds redundant. I have never heard of a zombie retaining a permanent residence.
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2 comments:

  1. SamNovember 15, 2011 at 5:40 AM

    Xena has not spent enough time with Zombies. They do have permanet homes! Has she never seen a cementary????

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  2. Not ImportantNovember 16, 2011 at 5:17 AM

    You shouldn't say "zombie." You should call them the "metabolically challenged."

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