We are enjoying dinner
at a restaurant during the conference.
Present at the table are me, six
RN’s, two EMTs, a Fire Chief, an animal control officer, a pre-med student and
the Health Department Public Information Officer.
Fire Chief: The
entire hospital campus is covered by closed-circuit TV, right? So what does this idiot do but go out to a
snow-covered parking lot at 2 o’clock in the morning and start cutting dildoes
with an ambulance. (shrieks of laughter
from the rest of the table) What did
I say?
RN: Mike*, I think you
meant “donuts,” not “dildoes.” (to me)
Aren’t you and Mike giving a presentation together tomorrow?
Me: (with my head buried in my hands) Yes.
PIO: Don’t let him ad-lib.
He he , have a fun time at the conference. Yipes!
ReplyDeleteI would LOVE to see Fire Chief take a Rorschach ink blot test.
ReplyDeleteOh boy, can not wait to hear about this presentation....
ReplyDeleteIt actually went very well. He had on his dress uniform and didn't make a single slip.
ReplyDeleteThank God. I'd like to get invited back next year.