Banquet: an affair where you eat a lot of food you don't want before talking about something you don't understand to a crowd of people who don't want to hear you. ~ Anonymous.
My experience with banquets always was that I was one of the last ones served, the first to perform/speak, and get back to my seat to find my plate had been removed. Now, if I have to do anything other than eat, I eat before I go.
My experience with banquets always was that I was one of the last ones served, the first to perform/speak, and get back to my seat to find my plate had been removed. Now, if I have to do anything other than eat, I eat before I go.
ReplyDeleteI have to attend a lot of lunchtime functions. God bless the box lunch. Boring, but at least everybody gets fed.
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