Yankee Snark

We were at a meeting this afternoon at the Chamber of Commerce.  Note: our Public Information Officer recently relocated to Dallas with her husband.

Community College PIO:  Sara* was really the person who got the county public information network project going.

Local Business Type: Is she going to be here this afternoon?

My Sweet, Lovely Boss:  Sara's no longer with the Health Department.

CCPIO:  She decided to move someplace warmer.

Me (by way of explanation):  She didn't go to Hell, she went to Texas.

Local Cop:  There's a difference?