Due to a humiliating and entirely preventable incident with a household fixture last night, when I walk through the interns’ room this morning my left hand is enclosed in a splint and a sling.
Intern #1: Wow…what
happened to your hand?
Me: You know that
lesbian bar on Main Street, the one about half a block north of the old
courthouse?
Intern #1 (her eyes getting big and round): Yes….
Me: Well, it had
nothing to do with it.
There is a brief pause while this sinks in. Sean* cracks up.
Intern #1: You are so mean.
Oh, you are bad!
ReplyDeleteOh my! Had me snorting with laughter on the front desk at work.
ReplyDeleteTHANKS! and I hope the injury is not severe. Goes to show that it is all in the delivery of a line.
Love it!
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