Friday, November 18, 2016

Messages You Don't Get In The City


"Dave B* will be by sometime today with a dead deer's head, I said he could put it in my freezer."

6 comments:

  1. OK, being Canadian and all, I can understand people up north paying their child support with an elk or moose left at the back door, but what, pray tell, does one do with a deer's head?

    ReplyDelete
  2. I'm still puzzling over why he thought it necessary to tell me it was a dead deer's head.

    We're keeping it for him pending a visit to the taxidermist.

    ReplyDelete
  3. There you go: city people don't usually think of taxidermy.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Well, perhaps - perhaps! - the deer was alive when this process started? (Lawsy, I HOPE not!)

    ReplyDelete
  5. The same persons wife texted me with "Dead raccoon east of barn by green gate."

    I just pass these messages along, I don't try to interpret them.

    ReplyDelete
  6. I believe it was Red Skelton who once said, after a particularly awful joke, "Listen folks, I only repeat 'em. I don't write 'em."

    ReplyDelete