Saturday, September 28, 2019
Friday, September 27, 2019
Quote Of The Day
image from the Graphics Fairy
In every orchard Autumn stands
With apples in his golden hands. ~ Alexander Smith
Wednesday, September 25, 2019
Monday, September 23, 2019
Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Someplace Really, Really Gross
He: How was your day??
She: Little Man threw up on the porch.
He: (matter-of-factly) So that's why his breath smelled like puke when he was licking my face.
Friday, September 20, 2019
Monday, September 16, 2019
Friday, September 13, 2019
Overkill
This is what happens when, in the discharge of your duties, you slice a very small snippet off the end of your thumb, and it won't stop bleeding, and you request a bandaid from the Red Cross RN on duty who is a Level 1 trauma nurse in civilian life.
Don't Ask, Don't Tell
The national lead for transportation management volunteers just sent a few hundred of us an email with the greeting "Good Afternoon fellow Trannies!"
Maximum Security
not a very good picture but Batdog could not keep still
Arrived home yesterday evening and since then have not been allowed to make one single step unescorted. Not even in the middle of the night, to the bathroom.