Monday, September 23, 2019

Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Someplace Really, Really Gross


He:  How was your day??

 She:  Little Man threw up on the porch.

 He:  (matter-of-factly) So that's why his breath smelled like puke when he was licking my face. 
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5 comments:

  1. mamafrogSeptember 23, 2019 at 9:59 PM

    Men never really get past 13, that's all.

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  2. SamSeptember 24, 2019 at 6:42 AM

    Ick...boys can be so gross, useful and fun but gross.

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  3. BunnykinsSeptember 24, 2019 at 7:45 AM

    Ewww. I used to think boys were gross just to get attention. Guess not.

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  4. Lady AnneSeptember 24, 2019 at 10:50 AM

    Some truth to the "snips and snails" line, methinks.

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  5. BunnykinsSeptember 24, 2019 at 11:52 PM

    Chlorophyll laced puppy biscuits,anyone?

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