Friday, May 1, 2020

Parabola


pa.rab.o.la /pe'rabela/ noun

1. a symmetrical open plane curve formed by the intersection of a cone with a plane parallel to its side.  The path of a projectile under the influence of gravity ideally follows a curve of this shape.

2. What happens to the liquid when someone slips while moving a freshly-made bowl of strawberry Jello™ into the refrigerator and tries to catch the bowl but only manages to flip it up on one end.

It looks like we ritually slaughtered a goat in there. 

5 comments:

  1. Guessing this isn't the week to participate in the Chef cooks with what's in your fridge show, eh? So, soak it out or spoon it out? My sincere sympathy. Jello is sticky.

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  2. Bunny's right. Jell-O is sticky - *very* sticky - and the animals won't clean it up for you.

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  3. On the bright side, the fridge WAS due for a cleaning...

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  4. So sorry to hear of the Great Jello Accident of 2020. Did your Cat Brillo pads help clean up?

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  5. No, and they weren't a contributing factor, either, nor were the dogs.

    Amazing, that.

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