Sunday, July 23, 2023

For This, I got the Tommy Lee Jones Over-The-Top-of-The-Reading-Glasses Death Stare

 


Me:  What do you call a cow that has just given birth?

He:  I dunno, what?

Me:  Decalfeinated!

(It's terrible being married to a man with no sense of humor).

4 comments:

  1. Good one! I bloied a funny bone once.
    It turned into a laughing stock.
    That's a humerus joke. (care of MartyMouseHouse.com)

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  2. The BEST description of a glare ever!

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  3. May - I plagiarized myself.

    https://littlegreybungalow.blogspot.com/2017/10/quote-of-dayare-typically-as.html

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