And how, and I have the dandy scars to prove, and the doctor bills. Tried to pick up a cat I thought had been declawed because it never tried to defend itself against the ferals around the house (long story involving my mother). Turns out he did have claws, lol. Tore up my right hand and wrist to prove it. At least I didn't have to have rabies shots, those came after the raccoon bit me (again, involving my mother).
Mama - it sounds as if you live at our house, and I am "your mother". We put out dog food for the foxes, cat food for the raccoons, and apples for the deer. We once had a trio of baby squirrels living in the bathroom, whom we fed with a syringe.
The Squire swears if I ever found a giraffe in the yard, I'd feed it, tie a bow around its neck, and make it a nest in the stairwell!
Murder mittens, not knives....
ReplyDeleteCats have six ends and five of them are sharp.
ReplyDeletetechnically, all six ends are pointy, but only five are sharp!
ReplyDeleteAnd how, and I have the dandy scars to prove, and the doctor bills. Tried to pick up a cat I thought had been declawed because it never tried to defend itself against the ferals around the house (long story involving my mother). Turns out he did have claws, lol. Tore up my right hand and wrist to prove it. At least I didn't have to have rabies shots, those came after the raccoon bit me (again, involving my mother).
ReplyDeleteMama - it sounds as if you live at our house, and I am "your mother". We put out dog food for the foxes, cat food for the raccoons, and apples for the deer. We once had a trio of baby squirrels living in the bathroom, whom we fed with a syringe.
ReplyDeleteThe Squire swears if I ever found a giraffe in the yard, I'd feed it, tie a bow around its neck, and make it a nest in the stairwell!
Lady Anne, life has been an adventure with animals the last six years! And my mother, lol.
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