How To Bring In The New Year With A Bang Dep't

And a happy, healthy 2010 to us all.

Grrsday

The Online Bookshelf - Monsters of Mars

They look more like monsters of Lake Okechobee to me. And what are those fellows in the fancy lace-up boots doing? The answer, possibly, at Project Gutenberg.

Patterns of the Past - "Color, Color Everywhere"

A cheerful pattern from McCall's, found in Needlework & Crafts, the summer edition, 1940. Left-click to enlarge.

Tatting--Some Motifs for Household Linens

The two motifs shown come from a very-much-the-worse-for-wear, four-page remnant of what is probably a Coats & Clarks tatting booklet from the mid-to-late 1940's. I started No. 8917, made a hash of the middle, and am trying it again -- the Mission thrift shop had a basket of vintage #30 tatting cotton last week at two for a buck so I have several colors from which to choose (the shop also had a baggie filled with the World's Ugliest Orphan Earrings for a dollar ninety-nine but that's a post for another day).

Instructions on my Flickr account.

Curse You, Brett Favre

I want to go to bed, we have one tv, it's in the bedroom and the damn game just went into OT.

Vintage Greeting Cards - New Year's

Some French kitties wishing us all a Happy New Year from the amazing collection at Mazaika.

Vengeance is Mine, Sayeth the Kitteh

see more Lolcats and funny pictures

I was trying to get some work done on the computer and someone kept trying to crawl up onto my chest. After I had deposited her back on the floor for about the third time, she went away and left me....

....left me, that is, in order to go into the dining room, drag my new black microfiber raincoat down from the back of the chair where I'd left it, curl her grey-white-and-brown hairy little backside up in the middle of it, and go to sleep.

Recipe for Holiday Entertainment

Take:

one paper gift bag, large size

Insert:

one sheet of tissue paper

Add:

one cat

Caturday!

Quote of the Day

How silently, how silently the wondrous gift was giv'n...

Christmas Spirit

(hat-tip to TKWKIWDBI).

Grrsday

The Online Bookshelf - Vintage Treasures from Patricia

This and several other craft books on Patricia's site, Agence Eureka. And no, you don't have to parler to enjoy them. Be sure to scroll down and look at everything!

Because It Wouldn't Be Christmas Without Pogo

Patterns of the Past - Just for T-Mom

First issued by the McCall's company in 1952, some of man's best friends to cross-stitch. Left click to enlarge or go to my Flickr account.

Sewing - Vintage Collars

As promised, I have scanned the chapter on using bias tape from a late 20's or possibly very early 30's sewing book from the Spool Cotton Company; it can be downloaded from my Flickr account. Three pages of illustrations on making collars from bias tape are included (left-click on the above for more detail). If I have time this weekend I'll scan the rest of the booklet.

More Christmas Clipart

(copyright-free images from Dover Publications).

One Thousand Years Over A Hot Stove

I’m not rejecting this book out of hand; as the curate said of the egg, parts of it are excellent. Unfortunately the author is a journalist and not a scholar, and a pretty superficial writer to boot. Throughout the book she repeats all of the conventional wisdoms on traditional women’s roles without exploring the history on which said conventional wisdoms are based. Prepare to be annoyed by frequent sweeping generalizations and woolly thinking.

At the beginning of the book Schenone gets a bit too Earth-Mother-Corn-Goddess for me, although I recognize there are those who like that sort of thing (and if you don’t like that sort of thing, skip most of the Introduction). In fairness to the writer, the book is lively and wide-ranging, with interesting recipes and some intriguing bits of American food-folklore…but… this information is tainted (at least for me) by the many, many errors I found.

This is my chief problem with the book. Could her publishers not afford the services of a competent copy editor who might have (among other things), pointed out to Schenone that the word pilgrim is commonly used to refer to 15th century emigrants to New England rather than Virginia, and Martha Stewart is a media icon and not a scion?

When I see silly mistakes like these it makes me wonder what else she got wrong.

This Is Now My Favorite Version

At about the 2 minute and 30 second mark when they really start to let rip, I defy you to stay in your seat.

Caturday!

(I am of course wondering what was involved in getting that red nose on the cat. I wish I'd had something similar at the last clinic we had; almost all of the children were there for the second shot and I was wearing a set of brown fuzzy plush antlers to lighten the mood. I was not alone; a very senior member of management from our local Big Corporation was present as a volunteer, and he was wearing a green velvet watchcap with a huge gold star sproinging up out of it. I'm so sorry I didn't get a picture).

Quote of the Day

The Online Bookshelf - Perez the Mouse

An epic tale of gallantry and derring-do, from Project Gutenberg.

Just A Hunch, Really

(Scene: a departmental holiday party. Co-workers chatting).

She: And then I went into the living room this morning and my tree had fallen over!

Me: Do you own a cat?

She: Why does everyone ask that?

Patterns of the Past - "French-Style" Gloves

What makes them French? Well, there's an Eiffel Tower in the advertisement...

(It has been ten degrees F below freezing since Monday night so I thought instead of the lovely embroidery pattern with the hollyhocks on it, I would post something a bit more seasonal).

Sewing - Some 1950's Belts to Make

From Sewing Made Easy by Mary Lynch and Dorothy Sara, first published in 1950. Two pages of ideas on my Flickr account -- Mary and Dorothy's instructions assume you already know how to sew.

(There is a used book store three blocks from my office; I did some serious damage to my wallet last Friday. One of my prizes is a late 20's sewing book with some amazing collars to be made with bias tape. That's for next week).

Vintage Greeting Cards - Christmas

(copyright-free images from Dover Publications).

Good Cheer

At this time of year many of us are looking for tasty dishes to take along to holiday parties. I thought I would list some family favorites.

Cocktail Sausages in Hot Horseradish Cream

2 – 16 oz packages Li’l Smokies or other cocktail sausages
1 cup sour cream
1 cup mayonnaise (I use Hellman's)
2 T. prepared horseradish such as Inglehofer's

Cook the sausages per the package directions and place in a chafing dish or slow cooker to stay warm. Heat the sour cream and mayonnaise together over medium-low heat or on low power in the microwave until the mixture begins to bubble around the edges. Don’t let it boil or the sour cream may separate. Remove from the heat and stir in two tablespoons of horseradish. Pour over the sausages and serve with toothpicks for spearing.

My mother used to substitute little meatballs for half of the sausages. If you use raw grated horseradish, start with about two teaspoons and add to taste. It should make you aware of its presence but not be overpowering.

Cucumbers in Creamy Dressing

“Peel and slice thin 4-6 cukes. “ “ “ 1 large onion. In enamel or pottery bowl sprinkle with salt – leave 1-2 hours. Drain – rinse – drain. Creamy Dressing – 1 ½ c. Miracle Whip, 2-3 T vinegar, ½ c. sugar (I use ¼ ). Pour over cukes – chill 2-3 hours.”

(The above is transcribed from my mother’s handwriting. I haven't had this in years but it's very, very good, and an excellent way to dress those sorry bland excuses for cucumbers that are all you can find in the stores at this time of year).

Tea Eggs

8 – 10 eggs
2 T. soy sauce
2 t. star anise
1 stick cinnamon
2 t. black tea leaves (about 1 tea bag)
1 t. sugar
1 t. salt

Cover eggs with cold water to a depth of 1 inch. Bring to a boil, cover the pan and reduce the heat. Simmer for 10 minutes. Rinse them in cold water until they are cool enough to handle, and drain. Tap the eggshells gently all over with the back of a spoon until they are a network of fine cracks. Return the eggs to the saucepan and add the remaining ingredients and 2 cups of cold water. Bring to the boil again and reduce heat. Simmer, covered, about two hours, adding boiling water to keep eggs covered, if necessary. Drain and chill well. Peel the eggs before serving them.

Bleu Cheese Dip

From the spousal unit’s mother, and simplest of all. Mix a 2-cup carton of sour cream with half a package of crumbled bleu cheese (about 2 ounces). Allow to sit for about fifteen minutes to let the bleu cheese work. This is delicious with chips, pretzel and raw vegetables but the bleu cheese flavor gets more pronounced the longer it sits. Best eaten the same day, and if you thin this with a little mayo it’s a great dressing for a wedge of iceberg lettuce.

Caturday!

Quote of the Day

Lo! how the stars all vocal in his praise, Witness his Essence in celestial lays! ~ Phillis Wheatley

Cold Hands, Cold Heart

Someone came in from walking the dogs last night and put his hand down the back of my neck. In most parts of the Midwest that's grounds for homicide (let alone divorce).

The Online Bookshelf - Perrault's Fairy Tales

With some oddly Beardsley-like illustrations by Harry Clarke; can be downloaded from Project Gutenberg.

Patterns of the Past - A 1930's Classic

I love this dress, from an unknown mail-order pattern company. From the hairstyle and length of the hem, I'm guessing right at or just before 1935. Left-click to enlarge or go to my Flickr account.

Crochet and Knitting - Some Quickly-Made Gifts

From the American Thread Company, 260 West Broadway, New York, NY. Check out page 11 - because everybody needs a bottlecap hotpad for Christmas. May be downloaded from my Flickr account.

Vintage Trade Cards - Toiletries

(copyright-free images from Dover).

Then and Now

Strawberry Bavarian Cream, 1915

1 envelope Knox Sparkling Gelatine
1 cup cold water
1 cup strawberry juice and pulp
1 tablespoonful lemon juice
½ cup sugar
1 ½ cups heavy cream, beaten until stiff

“Soak gelatine in cold water five minutes, and dissolve by standing cup containing mixture in hot water. Strain strawberry juice mixed with lemon juice. Add sugar, and when the sugar is dissolved set bowl containing mixture in pan of ice water and stir until mixture begins to thicken; then fold in cream. Turn into wet mold lined with strawberries cut in halves, and chill. Garnish with fruit, selected strawberries and leaves. A delicious cream may also be made with canned strawberries.”

Jello Cream Pie, 1993

“Mix 1 package Strawberry Jello with 2/3 cup boiling water. Mix until completely dissolved, about 2 minutes. Add 1/2 cup cold water and enough ice cubes to make 1 1/4 cup. Stir until slightly thickened. Remove any remaining ice. Gently fold in 1 container of Cool-Whip. Refrigerate about 10 minutes, until filling will mound. Spoon into a graham cracker crust. Chill at least 2 hours.”

Caturday!

Manners and Modes

"HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE OF A LADY WHO DREAMS THAT SHE HAS GONE TO A BALL IN HER NIGHT-GOWN AND FOUND HERSELF SHOCKINGLY OVERDRESSED."

(From Punch, January 1920).

Quote of the Day

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No sense being a damn fool about it. ~ W.C. Fields.

The Online Bookshelf - Chicken World

Giving Project Gutenberg a week off -- this book is from the Brooklyn Public Library online, and irresistible even for non-chicken lovers (and if you poke around a bit you'll find a nifty railroad book, too).

Patterns of the Past - Kitchen Embroideries from 1941

Embroidery patterns and an apron from the Summer, 1941 issue of McCall's Needlework and Crafts.

Knitting - A Bedspread and Edging from 1915

A knitted bedspread and edging from Home Needlework magazine, August 1915. Instructions can be downloaded from my Flickr account.


For a list of vintage knitting terms, please go to Sarah Bradberry's site.