Monday, January 30, 2012
Sunday, January 29, 2012
Chafing Dish Possibilities
“The chafing dish of to-day has accomplished much as a
civilizer, seeming to rekindle the flames of hospitality and to elevate the
standard of cookery. Who can doubt its
permanent stay!
The broader and more valuable use of the chafing dish has
asserted itself, and now it is found in the well-conducted home, where it’s
appearance at the breakfast table means the cooking of eggs to perfection; at
the lunch table, the savory rechauffé.
The chafing dish should not find a place on the table when a ceremonial dinner
is served; but in the household where but one maid is kept, the Thursday night
meal is often anticipated on account of its use.
The best grade of alcohol,known as high proof spirits, is
recommended for chafing dish use. It
gives more heat, burns without an odor, and proves less expensive than an
inferior qulity. It is taken for granted
that alcohol is to furnish the fuel, for the days of live coals and oil have
passed away, and the days of gas and electricity are not yet at hand for those
of moderate means.”
Scotch Woodcock. Melt three tablespoons butter, and one and
one-half tablespoons flour, and pour on gradually one cup milk. Add one-foruth teaspoon salt, a few grains of
cayenne and anchovy essence. Add four
hard-boiled eggs, finely chopped, and serve on slices of toast.
Shrimp Wiggle. Melt four tablespoons butter, and add three
tablespoons flour mixed with one-half teaspoon salt and one-eighth teaspoon
pepper. Pour on gradually one and
one-half cups milk. As soon as sauce
thickens, add one cup shrimps, broken in pieces, and one cup canned peas, drained
from their liquor and thoroughly rinsed.
Chafing Dish Possibilities, by Fannie Merrit Farmer, published 1904. Free download in various formats available at archive.org.
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Friday, January 27, 2012
Questions, Questions, We Get Questions
Caller: Where do I get a license for a reptile over six feet?
Receptionist: Um...what's your address?
Caller: *click*
Receptionist: Um...what's your address?
Caller: *click*
Quote of the Day
Cats
are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different
ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. ~ Joseph Wood Krutch
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Self-Mutilation
Smitty came back from lunch with a high&tight. We asked him if he was planning on telling us goodbye before he left for boot camp.
And in other news, his little sister is thinking about applying for an internship down in the clinics. If she's anything like him, they'd better grab her quick.
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
I Want To Meet His Parents
Smitty came back from an Americorps meeting at the state
capitol with a flyer about a governor’s award for which Americorps members (including Smitty) are
eligible. It’s some kind of big deal,
one volunteer per region can be nominated.
He asked if we could put Xena up for the award. He told me very seriously that it would look
good when she applies for medical school.
Year of the Dragon
Xinnian Keui Lo! And a paper dragon to print off and put together, from those creative folks at Canon.
Monday, January 23, 2012
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Quantity Cookery; Menu Planning And Cooking For Large Numbers, 1922
"Well-balanced and appropriate menus are absolutely necessary to
the success of any establishment serving food. Given the best of raw materials
and the most competent cooks, the institutional manager will fail to please his
patrons if his menus show lack of careful planning. The truth of this assertion
is verified by the analysis of many failures...The age, sex, nationality,
economic condition and occupation of the patrons must be kept in mind. The
adult demands a freedom of choice which may be denied children. For this reason
the content of the grade school lunch may be fixed in an arbitrary way, while
this will not do when one is dealing with adults of any class. For instance,
grade school children are satisfied with the morning bowl of bread and milk and
the noon lunch of bread and soup. Adults, even in a charitable home, would
undoubtedly complain of the simplicity of such meals. The high school lunchroom
may eliminate coffee from its menu and have frequent "pieless" days.
Any such attempts to regulate the diet of adults, except for patriotic reasons
such as were the incentive to denial during the war, are highly inadvisable."
CAFETERIA MENUS
Though it may be necessary to offer slightly
more choice in foods in the commercial cafeteria, some cafeterias offer such a
wide variety of choice that the patron is confused and has difficulty in
choosing his meal. Furthermore too much variety makes for sameness from day to
day. In all cafeterias where the same group is served each day, and where there
is little or no competition, a simpler menu may be used. The following menu
outline is suggested for use in the average cafeteria.
A
Standard Form for Cafeteria Menu
1 soup
2 meats
(1 meat substitute)
1 kind of potatoes
2-3 vegetables
1-2 hot breads
1-2 sandwiches
2-3 salads
2-3 relishes
6-8 desserts
4 beverages
2 meats
(1 meat substitute)
1 kind of potatoes
2-3 vegetables
1-2 hot breads
1-2 sandwiches
2-3 salads
2-3 relishes
6-8 desserts
4 beverages
Meats
One inexpensive meat should be served in each
meal.
Two
made-over meats should not be served in the same meal.
Two kinds of beef or pork or two kinds of any
other variety of meat should not be served in the same meal.
Potatoes
Creamed potatoes may be served with meat
lacking gravy or sauce.
It is seldom advisable to serve mashed
potatoes unless there is a meat gravy to offer with them.
Vegetables
When possible one vegetable should be starchy
and one should be succulent.
Two creamed or two fried or two buttered
vegetables should not be served in the same meal.
Breads
Raised breads and quick breads give a good variety.
Salads
There should be at least one inexpensive salad.
The variety in salads may consist of one fruit salad, one
vegetable salad and one salad in which protein predominates, such as cottage
cheese, meat or fish.
Head lettuce salad is universally popular and may appear at every
meal.
In salad dressings, there should always be a cooked dressing,
French dressing and mayonnaise. Other varieties may be added as desired.
Desserts
Variety in desserts includes:
Fruit
in some form.A pudding with a dough or bread foundation.
Two cold puddings.
One kind of ice cream.
One kind of cake.
One kind of pie.
One-crust and two-crust pies should so far as possible be
alternated in successive menus.
Two or more kinds of pie may be demanded, but when possible
patrons should be educated to other choices in desserts.
Beverages
Milk should be served in bottles (with provision for opening).
(Recommended menus for cafeterias, tearooms, and special events,
along with planning charts and recipes, can be found at Project Gutenberg).
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Thursday, January 19, 2012
If You're Looking for Sympathy, It's In The Dictionary Between "Shit" and "Syphilis"
The spousal unit is facing the inevitable this summer – replacement of
one of his knees (twenty-three years as a Marine infantryman will do
that). He had a consult with the surgeon
this morning and was giving me an account of the appointment over lunch.
He: So the doctor
says I won’t be able to kneel for quite a while.
Me (snickering): You’re
Scotch-Irish. You don’t kneel anyway.
Quote of the Day
Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it. ~Stephen Baker
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Monday, January 16, 2012
Vintage Images -- Seed Packets
Copyright-free, from Dover. Because it's January and the Burpee's catalog should be here any day now.
Sunday, January 15, 2012
La Nuit Des Rois
(Image from Patricia).
Epiphany or King’s Night is an excuse to make King Cake, an easier recipe than which you cannot find.
Epiphany or King’s Night is an excuse to make King Cake, an easier recipe than which you cannot find.
Ok, ignore the grammar structure of that first
sentence.
If you live in proximity to a decent French bakery, buy
one. Otherwise, take a flyer on this
cake which is very rich, very sweet, and tricky to eat because of the bean. But a snap, really, if you remember to keep
the pastry cold.
1 package frozen puff pastry, thawed
¼ cup almond paste
¼ cup white sugar
3 T softened butter
2 eggs
¼ cup all-purpose white flour
½ t vanilla extract
¼ t almond extract
Pinch salt
Confectioner’s sugar
Dried kidney bean or bean-shaped bead or charm (this is
important).
Preheat the oven to 425⁰F. Blend the almond paste with
a hand mixer or in the food processor with half the white sugar. Add the butter and remaining sugar and beat
until smooth, then beat in ONE egg, the extracts, flour and salt.
Roll out one sheet of the puff pastry to about 10
inches. Keep the pastry cold (keep it in
the refrigerator if you aren’t working with it) and try not to handle it too
much. Use a plate or cake pan to trace a
10 inch circle on the dough using a small knife or a pizza cutter. Place this first sheet of pastry on a well-oiled
baking sheet (you can use butter instead of oil, I just find it very convenient
to pour a little flavorless cooking oil onto a paper towel and then rub the
baking sheet with it).
Repeat with the second sheet of pastry but stick this one
back in the fridge.
Drop the almond filling onto the first pastry sheet and
gently spread it out a bit, leaving a 1 ½ inch margin around the edges. Insert the bean or charm into the filling. Beat the second egg and spread a little
around the bare margin.
Place the second pastry sheet on top and press down around
the circumference to make a good seal.
Brush the top with the remaining egg.
Prick the top sheet of pastry in several places, like a pie crust, to
vent steam while baking.
Bake for 15 minutes in the preheated oven. Do not open the oven to peek before then or
the puff pastry may collapse. Remove
from the oven and dust with confectioner’s sugar, then slide it back in for
another 12-15 minutes or until the top
is golden. Allow to cool.
Cut in wedges. Warn your
guests about the bean – nobody wants a cracked molar. Whoever finds it is the king or the queen and
gets to boss everyone else around for the day.
Saturday, January 14, 2012
Friday, January 13, 2012
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Perhaps I’ve Taught Them A Bit Too Well
Me: Has (school district) RSVP’d for the luncheon tomorrow?
Xena: I don’t
know. The list is in the folder on the
server…
Me: You’re supposed
to be omniscient.
Xena: Ok. I actually know, I am just withholding the
information from you.
Something in the Air
I left work early.
When I got home, Her Majesty immediately raced to the front door and demanded her freedom. I opened the door, she stepped outside, stuck out her tongue (I swear I am not making this up) and turned right around and came back in again.
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
A Teachable Moment
We are co-hosting an event on Friday. Xena has been making all the arrangements.
Me: How many people have RSVP'd?
She: Forty-five but Bill Bunson's* office said he wouldn't want lunch.
Me: Senator Bunson is coming?
She: Yes. Is that important?
Me: How many people have RSVP'd?
She: Forty-five but Bill Bunson's* office said he wouldn't want lunch.
Me: Senator Bunson is coming?
She: Yes. Is that important?
Monday, January 9, 2012
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Delectable Desserts
If you read vintage
cookbooks from Mrs. Childs to Betty Crocker , one of the most difficult issues
facing American housewives throughout history has been menu planning (Planning?
We're supposed to plan meals
instead of staring morosely into the freezer every morning? News to me).
In an effort to address this problem, starting in the late 1940's the
Culinary Arts Institute of Chicago issued a series of pamphlets, the first of
which was made up of menus for every day of the year. Each dish on the
menu had an alphanumeric code allowing the cook to find the associated recipe
in one of the pamphlets issued for each course (Main Dishes, Salads,
etc).
I have been lucky enough
to find the master menu pamphlet and several of the recipe booklets. Some
of the dishes featured are going to raise modern eyebrows but some of them are
comfortable old friends.
Chocolate Bread Pudding
2 ounces chocolate
3 cups milk
1/4 t. salt
1/2 cup brown sugar
2 eggs, separated
1 1/2 t. vanilla
6 slices dry bread, cut
into 1/2 inch cubes
4 T. granulated sugar
Heat chocolate and milk
in double obiler until chocolate is melted. Add satl. Combine brown
sugar and egg yolks' add chocolate mixture gradually, stirring vigorously.
Add vanilla. Combine brad and chocolate mixture; let stand 10 to 15
minutes, stirring occasionally. Turn into buttered baking dish, place in
pan of hot water and bake in moderate oven (350⁰ F) 30 minutes or until almost firm.
Beat egg whites until
foamy; add half of sugar, beating until blended; add remaining sugar and
continue beating until mixture will stand in peaks. Pile meringue lightly into ounts in border
around edge of pudding. Sprinkle
merinque with shaved chocolate and continue baking 8 minutes longer, or until
meringue is delicately browned.
Baked Custard
3 eggs, slightly beaten
¼ t. salt
1/3 cup sugar
3 cups scalded milk
½ t. vanilla
Nutmeg
Combine eggs, salt and
sugar. Add milk slowly, stirring
constantly Add vanilla. Pour into custard cups. Sprinkle with nutmeg, place in pan of hot
water and bake in moderate oven (350⁰ F) 30 to 35 minutes or until a knife inserted
in center of custard comes out clean.
Butterscotch Pudding
1 T. butter
1 cup brown sugar
1 ¾ cups scalded milk
3 T. cornstarch
¼ t. salt
¼ cup cold milk
1 t. vanilla
2 egg whites, stiffly
beaten
Melt butter, add brown
sugar, cook, stirring frequently until sugar melts. Add hot milk slowly and heat until smooth,
stirring constantly. Mix cornstarch and
salt, dilute with cold milk and add to hot mixture, stirring constantly until
mixture thickens. Cook 5 minutes
longer. Coll slightly, fold in flavoring
and egg whites, turn into individual serving dishes, chill and garnish with
whipped cream and red raspberries.
From 250 Delectable Desserts, published 1951
by the Culinary Arts Institute.
Saturday, January 7, 2012
Friday, January 6, 2012
An Officer And A Gentleman
It's just before 6pm and I'm running around madly dishing up the comestibles.
Me: Are those potatoes hot enough?
He (jamming thumb into mashed potatoes): Yep.
Consensus
The quarterly meeting for our regional group was this afternoon. I wouldn't say that relations with higher headquarters have become frayed over the last few months, but my suggestion that we strip the deputy director naked and stake him out over an anthill with honey smeared on his genitalia was met with universal approbation.
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Children's Crafts - A Butterfly Coin Purse
From Workbasket magazine. I think I'd skip the rubber cement and just sew the wings splotches down (left-click to enlarge).
Monday, January 2, 2012
Rings and Things
Well, earrings at any rate. Revelling in the luxury of a day off (bloated civil servant that I am, I get the day after New Year’s as a holiday) and poring over the combined swag of a recent eBay acquisition and a couple of trips to the neighborhood thrift stores.
The thrift store visits rarely cost me more than three dollars; the eBay purchase was rather more than that but still cost less than a couple of pizzas (I know the spousal unit reads this and I’m waiting for the roar of thrifty Scots anguish, especially since I went to the dentist and Flora had to be re-aligned this month).
Not shown in the large photo -- the cat must be lying on them -- are two flower brooches made of enamel over some kind of bend-y metal. I know old books and old fabric, and I even know a little about old furniture, but nothing about vintage jewelry. Fifties? There’s no markings on them. Each is a little smaller than my palm.
The bolo is from the eBay loot and if that thumbnail-sized
chunk of turquoise is real it’s probably worth more than what I paid for
everything else. It’s marked on the
back, ?PACA? over MEXICO. There are two
more Mexican pins, one a cat-like creature biting himself on the butt, and one
inlaid with abalone that has a couple of trademarks and MEXICO over
CASADOS. I guess I’ll have to do some
research. I think all three pins are
real silver, they have that heft. There
is a pair of Mexican-looking silver and coral earrings in the batch, as well,
and a delicate little necklet of silver tubes and turquoise (colored glass?)
beads that’s very pretty.
Only one of the necklaces is plastic – everything else is
the real deal, although all those “pearls” are glass beads. Some of this will be taken apart and
restrung into something that actually fits me, as the owner/wearer of several
pieces was obviously someone with a delicate and swan-like neck.
The world’s two flashiest brooches are going to be put aside
until someone wants me to sew them a Wise Man costume.
Or I meet a particularly needy belly-dancer.
(Apologies for the poor photo quality but the camera died and I had to use my county Blackberry).
(Apologies for the poor photo quality but the camera died and I had to use my county Blackberry).
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Winter
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No, this is not the Little Grey Bungalow, but it did snow today, rather gloriously, for all of an hour. Just long enough to convince the cats that somehow I'm to blame.
According to a winter safety training I attended just before Christmas, given by the county EMA*, this winter is going to be as bad as, if not worse than, last winter. The spousal unit concurs and is predicting a minimum of five snow days.
(*he's a retired Sergeant Major and would not lie to me).
Sunday, January 1, 2012
Ring In The New
Traditionally in the US, New Year’s Day passes quietly, with
most people sleeping in, recovering from hangovers, and watching football
(okay, so at some point it stops passing quietly). There is no customary New Year’s feast unless
you’re a southerner and sit down to collard greens and hopping john as a
delicious way to ensure prosperity during the upcoming twelve months. The rest of us snack our way through the day,
usually with a television set in front of us.
Olive Pinwheels
6 T ground boiled ham
2 T mayonnaise
1 t horseradish
1 loaf sandwich brad
4 T butter
6 stuffed olives
Combine ham, mayonnaise and horse-radish. Remove all crusts from bread. Cut bread lengthwise into slices ¼ inch
thick. Spread with softened butter and
with ham mixture. Place olives in a line
crosswise at 1 end of the bread; roll bread starting at the end of slice. Wrap roll in damp cloth or in oiled paper and
place in refrigerator for several hours.
When ready to serve cut crosswise into slices any thickness
desired. This makes sufficient filling
for 1 full-length slice of bread which will cut 8 thin pinwheels.
Hot Crab-Meat Canapés
½ cup salad dressing (and I think they mean oil and vinegar
here)
½ t prepared mustard
1 t Worcestershire sauce
2 t grated horseradish
1 ½ c flaked crab meat
2 shallow croustades
½ c grated Parmesan cheese
Mix salad dressing, mustard, Worcestershire sauce and
horseradish with crab meat. Heap mixture
into croustades, top with cheese and brown in moderate oven.
That actually sounds pretty good, if you left off the
cheese.
Filled Beets
Marinate small cooked beets overnight in French dressing (again,
they mean oil and vinegar). Remove centers
and fill with paste made of hard-cooked eggs, dry mustard, minced sweet
pickles, salt, pepper and mayonnaise.
I love beets so I’d make a bee-line to this dish on the
buffet table.
Happy New Year to all; may the world have a much better 2012
than it did a 2011. I keep reminding
myself that I still have a job, a house and a husband, but I’m one of the lucky
ones.
(Vintage Russian New Year's postcard from mazaika.com, who is very nice about letting people use his images).