Thursday, December 10, 2015

It’s Like Watching An Elephant Trying To Walk On Tip-Toe

image from the Graphics Fairy

He (speaking in a loud and artificially sweet voice to the dog):  I really need to go to bed but I can’t until I check my email, and I can’t get on the computer.

Me (hunched over the computer keyboard):  So ask, already, and stop being so passive aggressive.

He: Can I be actively aggressive?  Get off the f*cking computer!
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7 comments:

  1. BunnykinsDecember 10, 2015 at 9:23 PM

    Sounds like home.

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  2. SamDecember 11, 2015 at 6:13 AM

    So what made him wait until bedtime?

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  3. ShayDecember 11, 2015 at 6:15 AM

    "Person of Interest."

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  4. BunnykinsDecember 11, 2015 at 9:54 AM

    Guffaw. Think I'll take myself laptop shopping. Pink one with sparkles so he keeps his mitts off it.

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  5. ShayDecember 11, 2015 at 10:08 AM

    Pink. Pink works.

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  6. Lady AnneDecember 12, 2015 at 7:00 AM

    The Squire and I each have our own computers, with - believe it or not - a third one between us. I am left handed and he is a righty, so we can work without having to move the mouse and shuffle papers. If we are doing genealogy stuff, we can use the center computer to do research and enter into our trees without a lot of fuss.

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  7. SamDecember 14, 2015 at 6:09 AM

    The pink laptop needs lots and lots of glitter. Maybe a cute sticker or two...

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