copyright-free image from Dover
Batdog and I went off to obedience class tonight, leaving the Man of the House and the New Kids to deal with the trick or treaters.
By the time we got home (around 8pm), he had just finished coaxing them back up out of the basement. Then for some reason Batdog vomited on the dining room rug and he got out the handheld steamer* and fired it up.
The Kids are still in the basement.
*a pet 0wner's best friend.