“Home at last!” sighed
Bettina happily as the hot and dusty travelers left the train.
“Why that contented
sigh?” asked Bob. “Because our wedding
trip is over? Well, anyhow, Bettina, it’s
after five. Shall we have dinner at the
hotel?”
“Hotel? Why, Bob!
With our house and our dishes and our silver just waiting for us? I’m ashamed of you! We’ll take the first car for home – a streetcar,
not a taxi! Our extravagant days are
over, and the time has come to show you that Bettina knows how to keep
house. You think that you love me now,
Bobby, but just wait till you sit down to a real strawberry shortcake made by a
real cook in a real home!”
The authors of A Thousand Ways To Please A Husband were
awfully fond of exclamation points and frugality, as a reading of this
delightful 1917 cookbook shows. Smart,
thrifty Bettina charms her husband Bob and wins over her in-laws with the delicious and economical meals
she whips up.
The first night in their new bungalow, she ties a percale
apron over her traveling suit and fixes a dinner of creamed tuna on toast
strips and canned peas, made possible by the emergency shelf the two of them
fixed up before the wedding. Buying in
larger lots helps Bettina save money, something she knows Bob will appreciate “Now
that you have to pay my bills, Bob.”
Bettina's larder contains the following:
6 cans pimentos (small size) 6 cans tomatoes
6 cans tuna (small size) 6 pt jars pickles
6 cans salmon (small size) 6 pt jars olives
6 jars dried beef 6 small cans condensed milk
12 cans corn 6 boxes sweet wafers
12 cans peas 1 pound box salted codfish
6 cans string beans 3 pkg marshmallows
6 cans lima beans 3 cans mushrooms
6 cans devilled ham (small size) 2 pkg macaroni
But the emergency shelf is just that -- for emergencies. After tonight, Bob will get real food, not just canned things.
The book is a mammoth 488 pages but lots of fun to
read. A pdf can be downloaded from
archive.org.
