Friday, October 22, 2010

She's Talking To The Wrong People

Scene: bi-monthly staff meeting. The division managers are in the conference room discussing upcoming holiday activities.

Communicable Diseases Supervisor: My division is going to wear CD-themed costumes next Friday for Halloween.

Me: Great. I’ll come as a herpes virus.

CD Supervisor: It has to be tasteful.

Admin Chief: Can I staple condoms all over my dress?

CD Supervisor: And subtle.

1 comment:

Packrat said...

Oh. LOL A few years back there was quite a quite a story in our local paper about a gal who made and wore a con*dom covered dress.