I Couldn't Help Myself

 Other Knitter: I took a thrumming class this morning and we made a pair of slippers. Have you ever tried thrumming?

Me: Not since I gave up my banjo.

(She did not slap me, which I thought showed commendable restraint).

Point s of View

 

One of the deckhands has scooped a chunk of glacier out of the water and is displaying it.

First Tourist: That is one chunk of ice!

Second Tourist: Make a helluva Martini.

For This, I got the Tommy Lee Jones Over-The-Top-of-The-Reading-Glasses Death Stare

 

Me:  What do you call a cow that has just given birth?

He:  I dunno, what?

Me:  Decalfeinated!

(It's terrible being married to a man with no sense of humor).

Caturday!