(I really love my job).
FBI Agent/Instructor: Home-made explosives tend to be a self-resolving issue.
FBI Agent/Instructor: Al Qaeda produces an excellent magazine called Inspire. In terms of layout, artwork and all that, it's very professionally done.
Local Cop: Is there a swimsuit issue?FBI Agent/Instructor: Yes. The eyes show.
DEA Agent/Instructor: Of course if you make a mistake with these ingredients, you're going to experience a negative outcome.
Me: What are you grinning for?
Smitty: Because I'm a guy and we're blowing shit up!