I'm at the regional hospital meeting. The regional hospital coordinator is going down the list and asking for updates since the August meeting.
He: Fulton County?
Fulton County Lady: We've had a couple of HAZMAT incidents.
He: I wondered what you were going to do with all that corn syrup*.
Fulton County Lady: (brightly) Well...it's killing the Asian carp in the Spoon River!
(*17,000 gallons, to be precise).
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