Tuesday, September 16, 2008

It's Only a Flesh Wound, Officer


Me: Look, honey; here’s an Internet quiz on what kind of dog you are!

He: Mmf.

Me: Let’s see now….oh, you can’t believe these things, they’re too ridiculous. This says I’m 42% Saint Bernard--

He: Mmf.

Me: And 42% German Shepherd—

He: Mmf.

Me: And 16% Jack Russell Terrier. That’s silly! Why do you suppose they think I’m any percent Jack Russell Terrier?

He: (softly, but not softly enough) Yap, yap, yap…..

4 comments:

Amy said...

ha ha ha ha ha that's classic! Have you got the link to that quiz?

Shay said...

http://quiz.ivillage.co.uk/uk_astrology/tests/dogs.htm

Anonymous said...

That sounds like someone who needs a time out in the dog house. Snarky man!

GDad said...

Tee hee.