We have a young fox - teenager, perhaps - who comes down every blessed morning and harasses our squirrels. It chases them halfheartedly, and then sits in the middle of the walk and stares up a tree. Not too bright.
Six weeks is a while. By the end, you'll probably be willing to bat anyone who gives you nurse-type advice or suggests a rub/painkiller/cure, so here's mine early: Whisky is still good, in and out and will mellow you out. I suggest the other half buy a spare just in case, and make it Irish.
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So how's the rib? When will you be in as fine fettle as that fox? I hear whisky is good for it.
Six weeks.
We have a young fox - teenager, perhaps - who comes down every blessed morning and harasses our squirrels. It chases them halfheartedly, and then sits in the middle of the walk and stares up a tree. Not too bright.
He shares some traits with Batdog.
Six weeks is a while. By the end, you'll probably be willing to bat anyone who gives you nurse-type advice or suggests a rub/painkiller/cure, so here's mine early: Whisky is still good, in and out and will mellow you out. I suggest the other half buy a spare just in case, and make it Irish.
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