Monday, December 15, 2025

Kill Me Now

 The most obvious shortcoming of a cruise ship is that you have nowhere else to go.

It becomes even more obvious when the carol singers in the lounge get started on their fourth iteration of Felice Navidad.

3 comments:

Lady Anne said...

Several years ago, I temped the month of November - November, mind you - with a woman who listened to a station that played nothing but Christmas music. By the time I'd heard "Rock Around the Christmas Tree" for the seventeenth time I was ready to change my religion!

Sam said...

Urgh - yet another reason to never take a cruise....

Shay said...

It could have been worse - no one started "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus."