Another Precinct Heard From

A colleague brought in two ginormous home-made Rice Krispy Treats today, one representing Senator McCain and the other Senator Obama.

From the neck up. They were put in the break room with a small sign that said “Whichever one gets eaten the first, is going to win!” At quitting time Senator McCain was ahead by…erm…half a head. I refrained. This is not an indication of political neutrality; I just find people’s heads molded of Rice Krispies and marshmallow fluff a little off-putting.

Besides, somebody else brought in pumpkin bars.