Saturday, March 31, 2018
Friday, March 30, 2018
Wednesday, March 28, 2018
He Has A Point
Six women stagger out of the Edinburgh Yarn Festival venue, heavily laden with bags and purchases, and crawl into a taxi.
Driver (eyeing the lot): Wouldnae it be cheaper tae just tak' a sheep home wid ye?
Monday, March 12, 2018
Saturday, March 10, 2018
Friday, March 9, 2018
Quote of the Day
The wanton troopers, riding by
Have shot my fawn and it must die.
Ungentle men! They cannot thrive
To kill thee. ~ Andrew Marvell
Saturday, March 3, 2018
Thursday, March 1, 2018
Just Trying To Be Helpful
Therapist: The idea is to do this movement quite sharply, to jar the crystals loose.
Me: I can think of any number of people who would love to smack me one up side the head.
Therapist (unperturbed): Your head still has to be in the proper position for that to work.
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