On top of everything else that happened this holiday season, a battery-operated hamster in dress blues and singing the Marines’ Hymn went off in the back seat of my Impala the other day, and trying to grab it and turn it off while driving almost put me in the ditch.
One can only imagine what the accident report would have looked like.
2 comments:
With any luck, the cop would have been impressed with the Dress Blues and let you go ONLY after you sang the 2nd verse of the song.
Well, the accident report would have been strange enough that it couldn't possibly have been made up. Glad you didn't go into the ditch.
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