Friday, August 24, 2012

And Viggo Mortensen Bringing Me Margaritas

Supervisory staff is in a time-management in-service.  We are looking at a pie chart and the instructor is asking us to divide it into three sections; what we wish we were doing, what we need to do, and what we actually are doing.

She:  Would someone like to give an example for the section of the pie chart that shows what you wish you were doing?

Me:  (sotto voce)  Lying in a hammock with Russell Crowe giving me a foot-rub.


Anonymous said...

oh, oh, oh,
and Neil deGrasse Tyson to give my lectures Monday when the college starts !!

Shay said...

And Morgan Freeman reading me to sleep every night.

(this way madness lies).

Shay said...
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Ladytats said...

well, hmm, that is a really good start. at this rate there will be only 1 section to the pie chart, "need to" and "are doing" just don't exist