But - will your cat use his turn signals? Will your cat turn on the headlights when it is rainy or foggy? Will your cat keep up with the speed limit when they are in front of me, and not try to climb through the tail pipe when they are following me?
Thank goodness cats speak only cat. That way, we can imagine them to be gentler and more in tune with our needs when we've had a bad day. That illustration of a woman needs a cat in her lap. Rubbing fur is comforting to both human and cat - well, at least most of the time. (exception is "don't touch my tail!" cat.
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Oh, if only!
But - will your cat use his turn signals? Will your cat turn on the headlights when it is rainy or foggy? Will your cat keep up with the speed limit when they are in front of me, and not try to climb through the tail pipe when they are following me?
OK, then. It's a deal.
Thank goodness cats speak only cat. That way, we can imagine them to be gentler and more in tune with our needs when we've had a bad day. That illustration of a woman needs a cat in her lap. Rubbing fur is comforting to both human and cat - well, at least most of the time. (exception is "don't touch my tail!" cat.
There are times when I wish the Maine Coons would use the Universal Translator. Mr.Man is having G.I. issues.
I'm trying to reconcile your first and second sentences and failing...
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