Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Scenes from an Emergency Room

Patient is 83 yo male, in ER (accompanied by youngest daughter) after a fall. Note patient’s age. Note patient has very old tattoo of crossed rifles on one forearm.

ER doc: (coming back into room with xrays in hand and puzzled look on face) Um…has…er…has he ever been….shot?

Daughter: (brightly) Oh yes, lots of times!

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