Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Why Don't We Just Buy Stock In The Delmonte Company?

Got an email at work explaining that someone who shall remain nameless is going to be late for supper because Mildred* has another skunk she needs removed.

Why can't Mildred have a rabid coyote or a poisonous snake for a change?

2 comments:

Packrat said...

Just be thankful it isn't a rabid skunk?? Poor all of the neighborhood, but you especially.

Sam said...

Because Mildred has the hots for the Spousal Unit and his good manners and unbelieveable Good Neighbor Status. That's why. Or Mildred is feeding the skunks...