Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Creating a Hostile Work Environment

I was having sinus problems today and succumbed to a coughing/sneezing/hacking attack that lasted a couple of minutes.

Alert Fellow Health Department Employee: (eagerly) Should I get out the epi pen?

Me: No.

AFHDE: are you sure?

Me: Positive. And no CPR, either.

AFHDE: Maybe just chest compressions?

Me: Over my dead body.

AFHDE: That works!


Packrat said...

Jerk! LOL

Sam said...

Hey! THeym were just wanting to keep their skills sharp.

Shay said...

Yeah, if you're going to choke to death, it may as well be while surrounded by RN's.