Xena: We’re under a tornado watch?
Me: Yep. If the sirens go off, grab your flashlight and head for the basement.
Xena: (straight-faced). Aren’t there zombies down there?
Me: Homeless zombies.
Xena: Sounds redundant. I have never heard of a zombie retaining a permanent residence.
2 comments:
Xena has not spent enough time with Zombies. They do have permanet homes! Has she never seen a cementary????
You shouldn't say "zombie." You should call them the "metabolically challenged."
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