Thursday, December 10, 2015

It’s Like Watching An Elephant Trying To Walk On Tip-Toe

image from the Graphics Fairy

He (speaking in a loud and artificially sweet voice to the dog):  I really need to go to bed but I can’t until I check my email, and I can’t get on the computer.

Me (hunched over the computer keyboard):  So ask, already, and stop being so passive aggressive.

He: Can I be actively aggressive?  Get off the f*cking computer!

7 comments:

Bunnykins said...

Sounds like home.

Sam said...

So what made him wait until bedtime?

Shay said...

"Person of Interest."

Bunnykins said...

Guffaw. Think I'll take myself laptop shopping. Pink one with sparkles so he keeps his mitts off it.

Shay said...

Pink. Pink works.

Lady Anne said...

The Squire and I each have our own computers, with - believe it or not - a third one between us. I am left handed and he is a righty, so we can work without having to move the mouse and shuffle papers. If we are doing genealogy stuff, we can use the center computer to do research and enter into our trees without a lot of fuss.

Sam said...

The pink laptop needs lots and lots of glitter. Maybe a cute sticker or two...