Monday, September 23, 2019

Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Someplace Really, Really Gross


He:  How was your day??

She:  Little Man threw up on the porch.

He:  (matter-of-factly) So that's why his breath smelled like puke when he was licking my face. 

5 comments:

mamafrog said...

Men never really get past 13, that's all.

Sam said...

Ick...boys can be so gross, useful and fun but gross.

Bunnykins said...

Ewww. I used to think boys were gross just to get attention. Guess not.

Lady Anne said...

Some truth to the "snips and snails" line, methinks.

Bunnykins said...

Chlorophyll laced puppy biscuits,anyone?