Friday, February 9, 2024

Quote of the Day

 


All cats are made of knives. ~ anonymous Internet comment

6 comments:

Sam said...

Murder mittens, not knives....

PattycatX6 said...

Cats have six ends and five of them are sharp.

Shay said...

technically, all six ends are pointy, but only five are sharp!

mamafrog said...

And how, and I have the dandy scars to prove, and the doctor bills. Tried to pick up a cat I thought had been declawed because it never tried to defend itself against the ferals around the house (long story involving my mother). Turns out he did have claws, lol. Tore up my right hand and wrist to prove it. At least I didn't have to have rabies shots, those came after the raccoon bit me (again, involving my mother).

Lady Anne said...

Mama - it sounds as if you live at our house, and I am "your mother". We put out dog food for the foxes, cat food for the raccoons, and apples for the deer. We once had a trio of baby squirrels living in the bathroom, whom we fed with a syringe.

The Squire swears if I ever found a giraffe in the yard, I'd feed it, tie a bow around its neck, and make it a nest in the stairwell!

mamafrog said...

Lady Anne, life has been an adventure with animals the last six years! And my mother, lol.